So when did stapling a card to your A$s become entertainment?

I’m just saying. This was the crux of the magic show I saw at Fright Nights at the PNE last night. Magic no… a little frightening… ya maybe. Overall Fright Nights was pretty good. The scaryest thing was probably the swing ride that looks like it’s been there without maitenance since the 60’s. The Haunted Houses were good, but there were way too many people = long line ups and busy haunted houses. The latter sucked because I really wanted to be scared but I saw what was coming when it happened to the people in front of me. My reaction was less surprise and more laughter when I saw the people in front and behind me freak out. But hey, I made it out without punching a clown so that’s good. I guess.