Overheard on Commercial drive…

I was walking behind this sketchy guy who was on the phone and overheard this convo:

Sketchy guy: ya, so he asks me if I smoke crack. I’m like no man I’ve been off that shit for 3 years. Stupid drug addict thinking I’d smoke crack.
Pause while guy on other end of phone says something then Sketchy guy responds: Oh ya, no worries. I got the meth. See you in ten.